prongsmydeer:

James Potter, human disaster:

• Heir to a hair potion fortune, still has uncontrollably messy hair
• A Chaser on his house Quidditch team, shows off with an item that isn’t for his position 
• Had to be at least sixteen when he came up with ‘furry little problem’ because he said ‘werewolf’ casually during OWLs
• Meets three people on the train at the age of eleven and decides immediately that they’re going to be his best mate, his worst enemy, and his wife
• Joins a secret rebel organization and wears a t-shirt referring to said secret organization while out on the town 
• Says he’ll hold Voldemort off, doesn’t remember to pick up his wand